| best John McCain is your new jalopy? | |
| John McCain doesn't like the cut of your jib |
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| John McCain needs a nap |
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| John McCain heads to the airport four hours early |
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| John McCain wears those pants a lot |
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| John McCain shouldn't eat Mexican food this late |
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| John McCain's slacks don't reach his ankles |
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| John McCain thinks plastic zippers are the bees knees |
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| 30 Total Votes | |
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